Things my kids say that I find hilarious

I actually wrote some down for once.

This all happened from 9:40-9:45am

while playing with my hair...

Lydia: "One time, I went to a beach... called Mexican, and the people were Mexican, and they spoke Mexican."

Me: "Morgan, go get me a pencil and paper so I can write that down."

Lydia: "That's lame, but whatever."

Once my hair was finished "getting done" by the 4 year old...

Lydia: "Ms. Megan it looks like you're ready for a wedding!"


And then randomly during nap time...

Alex: "Hey, have you ever been to Taco Beuno?"
Me: "yes....."
Alex: "Oh.... well, they have spoon forks."

(that was it)

I want to write more of these quotes down and make a book.... Im sure there already is one... and I would probably be the only one interested... haha